• I can’t remember how many bottles i drank, because boss just kept on refilling my glass. Srsly, it’s like i ordered a bottomless booze haha
• I can’t remember how my co-officer and i managed to go to the restroom downstairs, but i remember both of us walking while swaying and laughing like crazy
• I can’t remember half of the things i said during my “speech” but i remember commending my officemates for making me feel welcomed even during my first day at work. Other than that, i can hardly ever recall what i said. I could’ve said “balls” and for sure, i wouldn’t remember saying it haha (I wouldn’t mind though haha)
• I remember seeing an old friend but i can’t remember (and i don’t know) if she saw the way i acted all throughout the night haha
• I don’t remember which route we took to get to Ayala Ave., cos normally i would’ve taken the underpass, but i remember crossing the streets like a maniac (and my officemates telling me that i am so brave and reckless)
• I don’t remember which part of Gil Puyat Ave. we got off the bus, but i remember seeing a jeep and hurriedly jumping in
• I remember falling asleep (which is so not normal for me to fall asleep in jeeps!) but i can’t remember how i got off in Taft haha!
• I don’t remember getting in the elevator and getting off my floor, but i remember waking up at 230AM on our sofa bed and seeing the world spinning, danggg!
• Oh, and i can’t remember if i puked. I must have, i could have…
• But i remember boss gave us the day off today haha, so yeah, i’m a happy kid and i just stayed at home the whole day and nurse my hangover
• I remember talking to my boss before going home, but i can’t remember what i said or what he said, but i know he’s the coolest boss ever! (Well even though he’s my only first boss, i can tell, he’ll always be my favorite! Haha)

So yeah, blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. Haha

Can i say it again? I’m never gonna drink again.

Or so i’ve been saying that for the last five years haha.